On Saturday 7th NOV 2009, 21-year-old Saudi striker Nawaf Al Abed scored what papers in the Kingdom are claiming to be the fastest goal ever recorded in a professional football match. The incident took place in the match between Al Hilal and Al Shoalah, which ended 4-nil to the hosts in the Prince Faisal bin Fahad Cup, with the goial officially clocked at two seconds. Straight from the kickoff, Al Abed spotted the Al Shoalah goalkeeper off his line and that was all the invitation needed for the striker to try his luck from the halfway line. With power and accuracy, Al Abed launched a shot goalwards which flew of the keepers head and into the net
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First a note: I don't want to offend anyone with my videos. I just want to entertain people. I also know this isn't normal behavior. This is really rare and you won't see this in any Russian street.
The reason why we need 2 love Russia is because the entertainment value is very high.
This is NOT an insult, YouTube, so don't ban this video.
Songs:
1st song: Goga - bobi-boba (thanks gawchik)
2nd song: Ветер с Моря Дул - Натали (thanks wbitkownik11)
Christopher Walken on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross BBC1 performing a special Halloween Message.
Can a rude and aggressive gangster resist the good looks of a beautiful girl? Well, boys will be boys, they say. Especially when Belgian model Sylvie De Caluwé is around.
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
Written & Performed by DJ LUBEL
Directed by BOB MCKEON
Produced by JAKE AVNET
Starring
DJ LUBEL
TARYN SOUTHERN
SCOTT BAIO
Wrong Hole Lyrics
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
Bridge:
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)
Verse:
I've got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Alright!
Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun,oooo
and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.
Beyonce's hit "SINGLE LADIES"
Two souls intertwine forever. One of them is still wearing socks.